"Nowhere to go and all day to get there"
source unknown -
Describing Hawaii in 2005
"If you can't tell the difference, what's the difference"
William Coontz -
Linda's grandfather
"Is that just coinkydink? I don't think so."
John Stewart on the
Daily Show
"I refuse to participate in self-harassment."
Woody
"Good old rock"
The Simpsons
"I am winning!" - Kristin
"What are you winning?" - Linda
"Anything. It doesn't matter." - Kristin
"What are you winning?" - Linda
"Anything. It doesn't matter." - Kristin
Good ol rock!
"Wait for it...wait for it..."
Linda (original source unknown)
"Chickle-peese sandwich."
Steve
"Snurffed"
The collective senior Malone Brothers' cleverness
"Snorke your brains out"
Collective genius
"Blowout wetsuit sale" sign in dive shop
"I could use a blow out wet suit."
"I could use a blow out wet suit."
Lyn
"You never really know until you know."
David
"Just because Lyn and Linda laugh doesn't mean it's funny."
Erika
"Not my fault, not my job, I didn't do it."
Seattle Malones
"Mrs. Kona Cockroach"
Linda and Lyn
"Misty Sprayer for $1.29"
Bartell Drug Store, Seattle (
Lyn, Erika & Linda)
"I've got the aimless walking around part done. Is there anything else I can
do to help with breakfast?"
Woody
"As far as I can remember, I've never forgotten a thing."
John Marean
"Just like Expo."
Collective genius
"Move along, move along, nothing to see here…"
Erika
"Chicken walking"
Erika
"Customus (topless)"
Kristin
"If I can't do it in Tevas, it's not worth doing."
Steve
"Cow I win."
Kristin
"Tasty Woof."
Woody
"Hit it, Bubba"
Bubba's friends in Idaho
"You can't take karma for granted."
Lyn
"Astoundaghast"
John Lennon
"Sex meany of the lowest orgy."
John Lennon
"Spectacularge"
John Lenon
"The only bad snork is the one you decide not to do."
Woody
"Tourons" (tourist morons)
Lyn
"An orchid in your drink is a natural umbrella"
Lyn or Woody
"You're not as dumb as some people say you are."
"Slack jawed gawking"
Woody
"No big whoop"
Kristin
"Junk show"
NOLS
"Scenic point"
The collective Malone Brothers' genius
"How long can you look at it? Five minutes, Ten minutes?"
ask Lyn
"Mommed"
David
"Doored"
Linda and Steve
"Bridged" and "Trained"
Steve and Linda
"Fabulous" as in "Linda, you are..."
David
"Awkward rehug"
David in conversation with Erika, Linda and Kristin
Steve: "David, how was the snorkeling?"
David: "It was fine until Woody stuck his thumb in the top of my snorkel."
Steve: "Just wait until we put rum down your snorkel."
Linda: "Hey, that's a great name for Woody's fou fou rum drink - Rum Snorkel."
David: "It was fine until Woody stuck his thumb in the top of my snorkel."
Steve: "Just wait until we put rum down your snorkel."
Linda: "Hey, that's a great name for Woody's fou fou rum drink - Rum Snorkel."
Derivation of Rum Snorkel
"Bonusdilla"
Erika - the extra quesadilla for lunch
"Espectacularve"
Catalina, Justin, David - the worm found at the bottom of a Rum Snorkel
"This is Snorkel Bob! Time to get up!"
Snorkel Todd
"He's no Barnacle"
Erika
"DIM - Deception Intimidation Manipulation"
Todd, describing NOLS teaching methods
"Tee Oh Double Dolphin"
David, after Kristin and David saw three snorkeling "dolphins"
"You know what I like best is the Double Finger"
Linda, excited about flowing Lava
"Snorkel on Sista!"
Erika, exclaiming gratitude for Cata's guanabana Rum Snorkel
"Buck Wild"
Bongo Ben describing LuLu's on Saturday night